| Aired: | 01.17.2004 (2 / 16) |
| Jessica Simpson | ||
| Nick Lachey | ||
| Fred Armisen | ... | tapdancer |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Dottie Lachey |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | merrymaker |
| Seth Meyers | ... | merrymaker |
| Chris Parnell | ... | merrymaker |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer (voice) |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Cody Lachey |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Tina Turner |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | merrymaker |
| Kenan Thompson | ... | tapdancer |