| Sketch | Self-Involved Guy “Man Servant” |
| Cartoon | Saddam and Osama |
| Musical Performance | "Get Busy" |
| Sketch | Lensmasters |
| Sketch | Dance Class |
| Musical Performance | "No Letting Go" |
| Sketch | Velvet Productions “Gay Porn Titles” |
| Cold Opening |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Kimberley Locke |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Ryan Seacrest |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Clay Aiken |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Ruben Studdard |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Simon Cowell |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Paula Abdul |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Mya Live |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Randy Jackson |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Joshua Gracin |
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | mother |
| Tina Fey | ... | mother |
| Chris Parnell | ... | husband |
| Amy Poehler | ... | mother |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | mother |
| Show |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Fred Clark |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Brian Fellow |
| Will Forte | ... | imaginary cat Voice |
| Show |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Regis Philbin |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Michael Gelman |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Kelly Ripa |
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Qrplt*xk /a mutant cut from the X-Men movie |
| Horatio Sanz | ... |
Elton John
Previews songs from his Lestat musical |
| Sketch | Dance Class |
| Sketch | Velvet Productions “Gay Porn Titles” |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Toby |
| Amy Poehler | ... | executive |
| Will Forte | ... | Norman |
| Sketch | Dance Class |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Ruth Weinstock#2 |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | A.J.#2 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Vasquez Gomez-Vasquez#4 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gabe Fisher#2 |
| Cold Opening |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Kimberley Locke |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Ryan Seacrest#1 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Clay Aiken |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Ruben Studdard |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Simon Cowell#2 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Paula Abdul#2 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Mya#2 Live |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Randy Jackson |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Joshua Gracin |
| Show |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Regis Philbin#8 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Michael Gelman#5 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Kelly Ripa#3 |
| Cold Opening |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Kimberley Locke |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Ryan Seacrest#1 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Clay Aiken |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Ruben Studdard |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Simon Cowell#2 |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Paula Abdul#2 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Mya#2 Live |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Randy Jackson |
| Jeff Richards | ... | Joshua Gracin |
| Monologue |
| Adrien Brody | ||
| Elliot Brody | ||
| Sylvia Plachy | ||
| Maya Rudolph | ||
| Horatio Sanz | ||
| Emily Spivey | ... | audience member |
| Commercial |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | mother |
| Tina Fey | ... | mother |
| Chris Parnell | ... | husband |
| Amy Poehler | ... | mother |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | mother |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show |
| Adrien Brody | ... | Sean Buckley |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Fred Clark |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Brian Fellow#9 |
| Will Forte | ... | imaginary cat Voice |
| Sketch | Self-Involved Guy “Man Servant” |
| Adrien Brody | ... | Carlos |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | girl |
| Chris Kattan | ... | guy |
| Show |
| Adrien Brody | ... | Pete Sakalav |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Regis Philbin#8 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Michael Gelman#5 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Amy Poehler | ... | Kelly Ripa#3 |
| Cartoon | Saddam and Osama |
| Wael Haggiagi | Voice | |
| Nasry Malak | Voice | |
| Robert Smigel | ... | announcer Voice |
| Robert Smigel | ... | general Voice |
| Intro |
⁕Adrien Brody's improvised introduction was not planned, and as a result, he was banned from the show. However, the introduction remains in reruns.
| Weekend Update |
| Amy Poehler | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Qrplt*xk#3 /a mutant cut from the X-Men movie |
| Horatio Sanz | ... |
Elton John#3 Previews songs from his Lestat musical |
| Sketch | Dance Class |
| Adrien Brody | ... | Gregorio |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Ruth Weinstock#2 |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | A.J.#2 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Vasquez Gomez-Vasquez#4 |
| Fred Armisen | ... | Gabe Fisher#2 |
| Musical Performance | "No Letting Go" |
⁕When Adrien Brody introduces this performance, he is wearing a shirt with a photo of himself on it. This was worn by Maya Rudolph in "Wake Up Wakefield!" on 04.12.2003.
| Sketch | Velvet Productions “Gay Porn Titles” |
| Adrien Brody | ... | Hector |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Toby |
| Amy Poehler | ... | executive |
| Will Forte | ... | Norman |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Adrien Brody | 8 | ||||
| Sean Paul | 1 | ||||
| Wayne Wonder | 1 | ||||
| Elliot Brody | 1 | ||||
| Sylvia Plachy | 1 | ||||
| Wael Haggiagi | 1 | 1 | |||
| Nasry Malak | 1 | 1 | |||
| Rachel Dratch | 5 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Jimmy Fallon | 2 | 1 | |||
| Tina Fey | 2 | ||||
| Darrell Hammond | 3 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Chris Kattan | 5 | 2 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 3 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Chris Parnell | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Amy Poehler | 6 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Maya Rudolph | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Fred Armisen | 1 | 1 | |||
| Dean Edwards | 1 | 1 | |||
| Will Forte | 2 | 1 | |||
| Seth Meyers | |||||
| Jeff Richards | 1 | 1 | |||
| Robert Smigel | 1 | 2 | |||
| Emily Spivey | 1 | ||||
| 57 | 6 | 13 | 10 |
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