| Show | CBS News Special Report “Nerds” |
| Nia Vardalos | ... | Gwendolyn Schnur |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Erica Faust |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Trip Keating |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Dan Rather#8 |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Noelle LaForge |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Gordo Still |
| Fred Armisen | ... | the kid who wears the fedora |
| Dean Edwards | ... | Shaun Cooper Still |
| Will Forte | ... | Tom Johnson |
| Seth Meyers | ... | Steven Carr |
| Jeff Richards | ... | John Thompson Still |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |