| Sketch | Airport Security |
| Mena Suvari | ... | Sheila |
| Lenny Kravitz | ||
| Will Ferrell | ... | Doug Drabeck |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | traveler |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | gate announcer Voice |
| Jerry Minor | ... | Terrell |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Lamont |
| Chris Parnell | ... | traveler |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Jackie |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | traveler |