| Cold Opening | Third Presidential Debate |
| Sketch | Hunting |
| Musical Performance | "Sleepwalker" |
| Award Show | VH1 Vogue Fashion Awards |
| Musical Performance | "Hand Me Down" |
| Cold Opening | Third Presidential Debate |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Roger Kliman |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Leslie Dos |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Al Gore |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Dan McGrath |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Jim Lehrer |
| Robert Carlock | ... | bodyguard |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | diner |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Dr. Richard Ludwin |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | wife |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Richard |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mr. Harris |
| Steve Higgins | ... | Magic Mouth Voice |
| Show |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hillary Clinton |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Anne Heche |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Eminem |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Weekend Update |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Molly Shannon | ... |
Anna Nicole Smith
Announces the Anna Nicole Smith University |
| Adam McKay |
Tries to interview people in his van about politics |
| Award Show | VH1 Vogue Fashion Awards |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Sting |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Dylan McDermott |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Samuel L. Jackson |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Gisele Bundchen |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Cheb Mami |
| Jerry Minor | ... | Cuba Gooding Jr. |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Macy Gray |
| Sketch |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | customer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | J. Gordon Harrington III |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | father |
| Paula Pell | ... | chicken Voice |
| Cold Opening | Third Presidential Debate |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush Live |
| Cold Opening | Third Presidential Debate |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush#38 Live |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush#8 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Al Gore#5 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Jim Lehrer#4 |
| Weekend Update |
| Molly Shannon | ... |
Anna Nicole Smith#2 Announces the Anna Nicole Smith University |
| Award Show | VH1 Vogue Fashion Awards |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Rudy Boesch |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Sting#1 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Dylan McDermott |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Samuel L. Jackson#1 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Gisele Bundchen |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Cheb Mami |
| Jerry Minor | ... | Cuba Gooding Jr. |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Macy Gray |
| Cold Opening | Third Presidential Debate |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush#38 Live |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Roger Kliman |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush#8 |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Leslie Dos |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Al Gore#5 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Dan McGrath |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Jim Lehrer#4 |
| Robert Carlock | ... | bodyguard |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Kelly Kirklyn | ... | diner |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | diner |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Dr. Richard Ludwin |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | wife |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Richard |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Mr. Harris |
| Steve Higgins | ... | Magic Mouth Voice |
| Sketch |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Gordon Hoover |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Margaret Jo McCullin#11 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Terry Rialto#11 |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns. In the live show, Dana Carvey accidentally says "Christmas" instead of "Halloween" but quickly corrects himself.
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Church Lady#20 |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hillary Clinton#14 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Anne Heche#2 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Eminem#2 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Eminem - "Kim"
| Sketch | Hunting |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush#39 |
| Will Ferrell | ... | George W. Bush#9 |
⁕Everything before the shot of the deer is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
| Weekend Update |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jimmy Fallon | ||
| Tina Fey | ||
| Molly Shannon | ... |
Anna Nicole Smith#2 Announces the Anna Nicole Smith University |
| Andy Murphy | ... | old man Still |
| Adam McKay |
Tries to interview people in his van about politics | |
| Tod Engle | ... | passerby |
| Matt Walsh | ... | father |
| Robert DeNiro |
Review of Jimmy's review last week |
| Award Show | VH1 Vogue Fashion Awards |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Rudy Boesch |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Sting#1 |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Dylan McDermott |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Samuel L. Jackson#1 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Gisele Bundchen |
| Rachel Dratch | ... | Cheb Mami |
| Jerry Minor | ... | Cuba Gooding Jr. |
| Maya Rudolph | ... | Macy Gray |
♬Justin Anthony Mackay & Dominic Francis Glynn - "Trance 999"
| Sketch |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ching Change#7 |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | customer |
| Chris Parnell | ... | J. Gordon Harrington III |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | father |
| Paula Pell | ... | chicken Voice |
| Andy Murphy | ... | audience member |
⁕The cue cards are briefly seen on the left side of the screen when Dana Carvey is talking to the chickens. This is removed in reruns.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Dana Carvey | 7 | 2 | 3 | ||
| The Wallflowers | 2 | ||||
| Robert DeNiro | 1 | ||||
| Baha Men | 1 | ||||
| Tod Engle | 1 | ||||
| Kelly Kirklyn | 1 | ||||
| Matt Walsh | 1 | ||||
| Jimmy Fallon | 4 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 3 | 2 | |||
| Ana Gasteyer | 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Darrell Hammond | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Kattan | 4 | 2 | |||
| Tracy Morgan | 2 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 4 | 2 | 1 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 2 | ||||
| Molly Shannon | 3 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Rachel Dratch | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tina Fey | 1 | ||||
| Jerry Minor | 1 | 1 | |||
| Maya Rudolph | 1 | 1 | |||
| Robert Carlock | 1 | ||||
| Phil Hartman | 1 | 1 | |||
| Steve Higgins | 2 | 2 | |||
| Adam McKay | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Paula Pell | 1 | 1 | |||
| Andy Murphy | 2 | 1 | |||
| 55 | 4 | 18 | 7 | 1 |