| Cold Opening | Who Wants To Be My Skank? |
| Sarah Michelle Gellar | ... | Brandy Lane Live |
| Gina Gershon | ... | Wilma Slossen Live |
| Florence Henderson | Live | |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Leon Phelps#15 Live |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Jimmy Smith - "Organic Greenery"
♬Herb Alpert & The Tijuana Brass - "Spanish Flea"