| Sketch | Erectile Dysfunction |
| Julianna Margulies | ... | Hannah |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Doug Anthony Kimballs |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Tootsie Roll announcer Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | director |
| Chris Parnell | ... | announcer Voice |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | boom mic operator |
⁕This sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.