| Weekend Update |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Will Ferrell | ... |
George W. Bush#2 Commentary on his autobiography |
| Tracy Morgan |
Update ForumDiscussion of racial issues |
⁕Colin Quinn messes up saying "current". This is fixed in reruns.
⁕The Update Forum segment originally appeared at the 10.23.1999 dress rehearsal.