| Cold Opening | Oprah 2002 |
| Show | The Ladies' Man Presents |
| Game Show | The New Hollywood Squares |
| Cartoon | Presidential Address Outtakes |
| Musical Performance | "Perfect" |
| Sketch | Witches Brew |
| Show | Jingleheimer Junction |
| Miscellaneous | A Message from the Spice Girls |
| Cold Opening | Oprah 2002 |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hillary Clinton |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Oprah Winfrey Live |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Thelma Weston |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Kenneth Starr |
| Show |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mark McGwire |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Joy Behar |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Matt McGwire Still |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Star Jones |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barbara Walters |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Meredith Vieira |
| Game Show | The New Hollywood Squares |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Tom Bergeron |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Kathy Griffin |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Johnny /announcer Voice |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Rodney Dangerfield |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Andy Dick |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Whoopi Goldberg |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Walt Dupree |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Fran Drescher |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Marie Osmond |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Gilbert Gottfried |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Fred Savage |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Louie Anderson |
| Weekend Update |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... |
Dominican Lou
Commentary on the home run chase |
| Sketch | Witches Brew |
| Will Ferrell | ... | townsperson Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | witch |
| Chris Kattan | ... | townsperson Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | townsperson Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | witch |
| Molly Shannon | ... | witch |
| Chris Parnell | ... | townsperson Voice |
| Lorne Michaels | ... | townsperson Voice |
| Show | Jingleheimer Junction |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Fred Friendship |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Carla Caring |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Jingleheimer Joe |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Umberto Unity |
| Miscellaneous | A Message from the Spice Girls |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Melanie Brown |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Melanie Chisholm |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Emma Bunton |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Yortuk Festrunk#5 |
| Steve Martin | ... | Georg Festrunk#5 |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Steve Butabi#10 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Doug Butabi#10 |
| Cold Opening | Oprah 2002 |
| John Goodman | ... | Linda Tripp#2 |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hillary Clinton#4 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#37 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Oprah Winfrey#7 Live |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky#10 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Kenneth Starr#1 |
| Show |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Debbie Matenopoulos |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mark McGwire |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Joy Behar#1 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Matt McGwire Still |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Star Jones#4 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barbara Walters#16 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Meredith Vieira#4 |
| Game Show | The New Hollywood Squares |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Tom Bergeron |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Kathy Griffin |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Rodney Dangerfield#2 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Andy Dick#1 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Whoopi Goldberg |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Fran Drescher#3 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Marie Osmond |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Gilbert Gottfried#1 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Fred Savage |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Louie Anderson |
| Miscellaneous | A Message from the Spice Girls |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Victoria Beckham |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Melanie Brown#3 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Melanie Chisholm#4 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Emma Bunton#4 |
| Cold Opening | Oprah 2002 |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Tina Baxter |
| John Goodman | ... | Linda Tripp#2 |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Hillary Clinton#4 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#37 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Oprah Winfrey#7 Live |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Thelma Weston |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Monica Lewinsky#10 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Kenneth Starr#1 |
| Show |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Debbie Matenopoulos |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Mark McGwire |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Joy Behar#1 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Matt McGwire Still |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Star Jones#4 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Barbara Walters#16 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Meredith Vieira#4 |
| Commercial |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | daughter |
| Chris Parnell | ... | son |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
| Show | The Ladies' Man Presents |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Julie |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Leon Phelps#8 |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Jimmy Smith - "Organic Greenery"
♬"Alfred Hitchcock Presents" Theme
| Commercial |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Game Show | The New Hollywood Squares |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Danika Sharpe |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Tom Bergeron |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Kathy Griffin |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Rodney Dangerfield#2 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Johnny /announcer Voice |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Andy Dick#1 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Whoopi Goldberg |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | Walt Dupree |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Fran Drescher#3 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Marie Osmond |
| Jimmy Fallon | ... | Gilbert Gottfried#1 |
| Chris Parnell | ... | Fred Savage |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Louie Anderson |
| Cartoon | Presidential Address Outtakes |
| Weekend Update |
| Colin Quinn | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | announcer Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... |
Dominican Lou#4
Commentary on the home run chase |
| Sketch |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Celeste |
| The Smashing Pumpkins | ||
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Yortuk Festrunk#5 |
| Steve Martin | ... | Georg Festrunk#5 |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Steve Butabi#10 |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Doug Butabi#10 |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | bartender |
♬The Velvet Underground & Nico - "Venus In Furs"
♬Haddaway - "What Is Love"
| Sketch | Witches Brew |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | witch |
| Tommy Larkins | ||
| Jonathan Richman | ||
| Will Ferrell | ... | townsperson Voice |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | witch |
| Chris Kattan | ... | townsperson Voice |
| Tracy Morgan | ... | townsperson Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | witch |
| Molly Shannon | ... | witch |
| Chris Parnell | ... | townsperson Voice |
| Lorne Michaels | ... | townsperson Voice |
| Show | Jingleheimer Junction |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Katie Kindness |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Fred Friendship |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Carla Caring |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Jingleheimer Joe |
| Horatio Sanz | ... | Umberto Unity |
| Miscellaneous | A Message from the Spice Girls |
| Cameron Diaz | ... | Victoria Beckham |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Melanie Brown#3 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Melanie Chisholm#4 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Emma Bunton#4 |
| Steve Higgins | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Spice Girls - "Wannabe"
| Cartoon | Drinky Crow Gets a Job |
| Andy Richter | ... | Drinky Crow Voice |
| Adam McKay | ... | store owner Voice |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Cameron Diaz | 9 | 2 | |||
| The Smashing Pumpkins | 2 | ||||
| Dan Aykroyd | 1 | 1 | |||
| John Goodman | 1 | 1 | |||
| Tommy Larkins | 1 | ||||
| Steve Martin | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jonathan Richman | 1 | ||||
| Kenny Aronoff | 1 | ||||
| Andy Richter | 1 | 1 | |||
| Will Ferrell | 5 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Ana Gasteyer | 7 | 4 | |||
| Darrell Hammond | 7 | 4 | 4 | 1 | |
| Chris Kattan | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Tim Meadows | 4 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Tracy Morgan | 5 | 1 | 1 | 1 | |
| Cheri Oteri | 4 | 3 | |||
| Colin Quinn | 1 | ||||
| Molly Shannon | 5 | 4 | |||
| Jimmy Fallon | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parnell | 5 | 3 | 1 | ||
| Horatio Sanz | 3 | 1 | |||
| Hugh Fink | 1 | ||||
| Steve Higgins | 3 | 3 | |||
| Adam McKay | 1 | 1 | |||
| Lorne Michaels | 1 | 1 | |||
| 75 | 6 | 30 | 14 | 1 |