| Show |
| Garth Brooks | ... | Kevin Rowland |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Goat Boy |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Michael Portnoy |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Captain Lou Albano |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Brian Setzer |
| Mark McKinney | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Cyndi Lauper |
| Robert Carlock | ... | scientist |
| Scott Wainio | ... | scientist |