| Sketch | Valentine's Day Dance |
| Roma Downey | ... | Tina Caminetti |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Bobby |
| Will Ferrell | ... | guest |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Josephine#2 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Uncle Sal |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Jimmy |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Maria#2 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Francesca#2 |
| Cindy Caponera | ... | guest |