| Sketch | Sarcasm 101 |
| Matthew Perry | ... | Mr. Bennett |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Brian |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Marisa Langford |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Kevin |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Tom |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Jane |
| Kevin Scullin | ... | student |
⁕In reruns, the majority of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version, except for the last several seconds.