| Cold Opening | Genitalia Line-Up |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Donovan |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Ted Kennedy#1 |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Bill Clinton#14 Live |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Mr. Hayes |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole#24 |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Al Gore#2 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Clarence Thomas#3 |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Paula Jones#1 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Briggs |
| Colin Quinn | ... | John Voice |