| Cold Opening | Dream Debate |
| Bill Pullman | ... | Thomas J. Whitmore |
| Jim Breuer | ... | Jim Lehrer |
| Patrick Ferrell | ... | audience member |
| Ana Gasteyer | ... | Elizabeth Dole |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole |
| Mark McKinney | ... | citizen |
| Tim Meadows | ... | citizen |
| Don Pardo | ... | alien Live Voice |