| Commercial |
| Jim Breuer | ... | patron |
| Will Ferrell | ... | truck driver |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | patron |
| David Koechner | ... | husband |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | businesswoman |
| Molly Shannon | ... | traffic officer |
| Nancy Walls | ... | wife |
| Tom Gianas | ... | construction worker |
| Adam McKay | ... | construction worker |