May 11, 1996#1
| Cold Opening | Dole & Rodman in '96 |
| Dennis Rodman | ||
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Tom Brokaw Live |
| Chris Kattan | ... | Christiane Amanpour |
| Norm MacDonald | ... | Bob Dole |
| Mark McKinney | ... | Jim Miklaszewski |
| Nancy Walls | ... | Bobbie Battista |
| Ryan Shiraki | ... | reporter |