April 20, 1996#1
| Cold Opening | Defense Team |
| Jim Breuer | ... | guard |
| Will Ferrell | ... | Ted Kaczynski Live |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Daniel Benzali |
| David Koechner | ... | David Kaczynski |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Johnnie Cochran |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Leslie Abramson |
| Steve Higgins | ... | F. Lee Bailey |