| Sketch | Fresh Face Modeling Contest |
| Elle MacPherson | ... | Melanie Harvey |
| Will Ferrell | ... | emcee |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Jon Lovitz |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Shelly Peterbuilt |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Mary Katherine Gallagher |
| Nancy Walls | ... | contestant |
| Cindy Caponera | ... | Patty Lynn |
| Paula Pell | ... | Karen Coolidge |