| Sketch | Fresh Face Modeling Contest |
| Elle MacPherson | ... | Melanie Harvey |
| Will Ferrell | ... | emcee |
| Darrell Hammond | ... | Jon Lovitz |
| Cheri Oteri | ... | Shelly Peterbuilt#1 |
| Molly Shannon | ... | Mary Katherine Gallagher#4 |
| Nancy Walls | ... | contestant |
| Cindy Caponera | ... | Patty Lynn |
| Paula Pell | ... | Karen Coolidge |
♬Duran Duran - "Rio"
♬Madonna - "Vogue"