| Show | Baywatch |
| Bob Newhart | ... | Mr. Buchannon |
| Chris Farley | ... | drowning victim |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | Pamela Anderson /C.J. Parker |
| Michael McKean | ... | David Hasselhoff /Mitch Buchannon |
| Mark McKinney | ... | David Charvet /Matt Brody |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | Yasmine Bleeth /Caroline Holden |
| Jay Mohr | ... | Jaason Simmons /Logan Fowler |
♬Jimi Jamison - "I'm Always Here"