| Sketch | Pepper Boys |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Marco |
| Chris Elliott | ... | patron |
| Chris Farley | ... | patron |
| Janeane Garofalo | ... | patron |
| Michael McKean | ... | supervisor |
| Michael McKean | ... | epilogue narrator Voice |
| Tim Meadows | ... | patron |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | patron |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Carlo |
| Laura Kightlinger | ... | patron |