| Sketch | Career Day |
| Charlton Heston | ... | Menalaius The False Prophet |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Sebina The Concubine |
| Chris Farley | ... | Marius The Centurion |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | student |
| Tim Meadows | ... | student |
| Jay Mohr | ... | student |
| Mike Myers | ... | Cyrus The Leper |
| Adam Sandler | ... | student |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Avrum The Shepherd |
| David Spade | ... | student |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Ruth |