| Sketch | Salem Bitch Trials |
| Shannen Doherty | ... | Abigail Wolcott |
| Tom Davis | ... | bailiff |
| Chris Farley | ... | Samuel Well |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Governor Danforth |
| Phil Hartman | ... | narrator Voice |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Sarah Williams |
| Mike Myers | ... | Mercken |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Nathaniel Wilson |
| Adam Sandler | ... | townsperson |
| Rob Schneider | ... | crier |
| David Spade | ... | blacksmith |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Mary Putnam |
| Andy Murphy | ... | townsperson |