| Aired: | 09.25.1993 (4 / 17) |
| Chris Farley | ... | caller (voice) |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Burt Reynolds |
| Tim Meadows | ... | caller (voice) |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Larry King |
| Adam Sandler | ... | caller (voice) |
| Rob Schneider | ... | announcer (voice) |
| Sarah Silverman | ... | caller (voice) |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Loni Anderson |