| Show | San Luis Obispo Experimental Theater The Backwards Romance |
| Christina Applegate | ... | Melissa |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Monty Bancroft |
| Mike Myers | ... | Roderick |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | reporter |
| Rob Schneider | ... | butler |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | suspect |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |