| Cold Opening | Recurring Characters for Unity |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | Queen Shenequa |
| Chris Farley | ... | Todd O'Connor |
| Al Franken | ... | Stuart Smalley |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frankenstein |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | Jan Brady |
| Tim Meadows | Live | |
| Mike Myers | ... | Wayne Campbell |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz |
| Chris Rock | ... | Nat X |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Cajun Man |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Richard Laymer |
| Robert Smigel | ... | Carl Wollarski |
| David Spade | ||
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Pat |