| Sketch | Insults |
| Rob Morrow | ... | teenager |
| Beth Cahill | ... | teenager |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | teenager |
| Phil Hartman | ... | patron |
| Melanie Hutsell | ... | teenager |
| Mike Myers | ... | teenager |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | waiter |
| Adam Sandler | ... | teenager |
| David Spade | ... | teenager |
| Robert P. Sullivan II | ... | patron |