| Sketch | Bad Haircut Support Group |
| Hammer | ... | Malcolm |
| Beth Cahill | ... | member |
| Dana Carvey | ... | husband |
| Ellen Cleghorne | ... | member |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | moderator |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bob |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | member |
| Mike Myers | ... | Jerry |
| Adam Sandler | ... | member |
| Rob Schneider | ... | Eddie |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | member |