| Sketch | Massive Headwound Harry The Cocktail Party |
| Linda Hamilton | ... | wife |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Harry |
| Chris Farley | ... | guest |
| Phil Hartman | ... | guest |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | husband |
| Siobhan Fallon | ... | guest |
| David Spade | ... | guest |
| Michael Shoemaker | ... | guest |
| Nicole Flender | ... | guest |
♬Alan Hawkshaw - "Happy Families"