| Cold Opening | Affair |
| Show | MTV Spring Break 1991 “Kennedy Compound” |
| Musical Performance | "Losing My Religion" |
| Sketch | Justice League |
| Show | In Conclusion Theatre Inherit the Pride of the Wind |
| Musical Performance | "Shiny Happy People" |
| Sketch | Wedding and a Funeral |
| Cold Opening | Affair |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frank Sinatra |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ronald Reagan Live |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Reagan |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | aide |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Yes And No But player |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Yes And No But player |
| Mike Myers | ... | Yes And No But player |
| Chris Farley | ... | Yes And No But player |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Yes And No But player |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ||
| Bob Odenkirk | ... | audience member |
| Chris Parker | ||
| Lenny Pickett | ||
| G.E. Smith | ||
| Bonnie Turner | ... | audience member |
| Show | MTV Spring Break 1991 “Kennedy Compound” |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Andy Shriver |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ted Kennedy |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Rose Kennedy |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Christina Applegate |
| Mike Myers | ... | Scott Strobel |
| Chris Rock | ... | Flavor Flav |
| Rob Schneider | ... | announcer Voice |
| David Spade | ... | Gunnar Nelson |
| Spike Feresten | ... | Matthew Nelson |
| Andrew Robin | ... | student |
| Sketch |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | girl Still |
| Mike Myers | ... | customer |
| Tim Meadows | ... | guy Still |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Pat |
| Adam Sandler | ... | guy Still |
| Rob Schneider | ... | guy Still |
| David Spade | ... | guy Still |
| Christine Zander | ... | girl Still |
| Sketch | Justice League |
| Dana Carvey | ... | demonstrator |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Superman |
| Mike Myers | ... | Iguana Man |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mighty Zombie |
| Chris Farley | ... | Super Pope |
| Chris Rock | ... | Lizard Man |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Prissy Man |
| Tom Davis | ... | Incredible Kiss-Ass |
| Christine Zander | ... | superhero |
| Sketch |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | lesbian mother |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Frank Gannon |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Professor Halloway |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | lesbian mother |
| Show | In Conclusion Theatre Inherit the Pride of the Wind |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Jerry |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Dodson |
| Mike Myers | ... | son |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Todd |
| Chris Farley | ... | criminal |
| David Spade | ... | guy Still |
| Christine Zander | ... | girl Still |
| Sketch | Wedding and a Funeral |
| Dana Carvey | ... | guest |
| Jan Hooks | ... | guest |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | guest |
| Mike Myers | ... | priest |
| Chris Farley | ... | guest |
| Tim Meadows | ... | organist |
| Chris Rock | ... | guest |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | guest |
| Rob Schneider | ... | guest |
| David Spade | ... | guest |
| Cold Opening | Affair |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frank Sinatra#4 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ronald Reagan#9 Live |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Reagan#7 |
| Show | MTV Spring Break 1991 “Kennedy Compound” |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ted Kennedy#3 |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Rose Kennedy |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Christina Applegate |
| Chris Rock | ... | Flavor Flav |
| David Spade | ... | Gunnar Nelson#2 |
| Spike Feresten | ... | Matthew Nelson#2 |
| Cold Opening | Affair |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Frank Sinatra#4 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ronald Reagan#9 Live |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nancy Reagan#7 |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | aide |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Monologue |
| Catherine O'Hara | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | Yes And No But player |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Yes And No But player |
| Mike Myers | ... | Yes And No But player |
| Chris Farley | ... | Yes And No But player |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Yes And No But player |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ||
| Bob Odenkirk | ... | audience member |
| Chris Parker | ||
| Lenny Pickett | ||
| G.E. Smith | ||
| Bonnie Turner | ... | audience member |
| Commercial |
| Evander Holyfield | ||
| Dana Carvey | ... | businessman |
⁕This segment is removed in reruns. To fill time, two "Deep Thoughts" are shown later in the episode.
♬Chris Montez - "Let's Dance"
| Show |
| Catherine O'Hara | ... | Veronika Goethe |
| Dana Carvey | ... | actor |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | Dieter#9 |
⁕In reruns, one shot of Mike Myers is replaced with the dress rehearsal version. In the live show, he accidentally says "then-known... then-unknown".
♬Kraftwerk - "Electric Café"
| Show | MTV Spring Break 1991 “Kennedy Compound” |
| Catherine O'Hara | ... | Syracuse student |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Andy Shriver |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ted Kennedy#3 |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Rose Kennedy |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Christina Applegate |
| Mike Myers | ... | Scott Strobel |
| Chris Rock | ... | Flavor Flav |
| Rob Schneider | ... | announcer Voice |
| David Spade | ... | Gunnar Nelson#2 |
| Spike Feresten | ... | Matthew Nelson#2 |
| Andrew Robin | ... | student |
⁕In reruns, the freeze frame behind the closing title graphic is adjusted.
| Sketch |
| Catherine O'Hara | ... | clerk |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | girl Still |
| Mike Myers | ... | customer |
| Tim Meadows | ... | guy Still |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | Pat#3 |
| Adam Sandler | ... | guy Still |
| Rob Schneider | ... | guy Still |
| David Spade | ... | guy Still |
| Christine Zander | ... | girl Still |
⁕In reruns, some alternate camera angles are used.
| Miscellaneous |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jack Handey | Voice |
⁕In reruns, this segment is replaced with a different "Deep Thoughts".
| Weekend Update |
⁕In reruns, a chyron of the current date is added after the title graphic.
♬Nazz - "Open My Eyes"
| Sketch | Justice League |
| Catherine O'Hara | ... | Fantastic Woman |
| Dana Carvey | ... | demonstrator |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Superman#2 |
| Mike Myers | ... | Iguana Man |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Mighty Zombie |
| Chris Farley | ... | Super Pope |
| Chris Rock | ... | Lizard Man |
| Adam Sandler | ... | Prissy Man |
| Tom Davis | ... | Incredible Kiss-Ass |
| Christine Zander | ... | superhero |
| Sketch |
| Catherine O'Hara | ... | Amanda Caldicott |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | lesbian mother |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Frank Gannon#1 |
| Tim Meadows | ... | Professor Halloway |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | lesbian mother |
| Show | In Conclusion Theatre Inherit the Pride of the Wind |
| Catherine O'Hara | ... | Mrs. Oliver |
| Randy Quaid | ... | Paul |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Jerry |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Mr. Dodson |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Mike Myers | ... | son |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Todd |
| Chris Farley | ... | criminal |
| David Spade | ... | guy Still |
| Christine Zander | ... | girl Still |
♬Charles Gerhardt - "Lost Horizon (1937)"
| Musical Performance | "Shiny Happy People" |
⁕In reruns, some alternate camera angles are used.
| Sketch | Wedding and a Funeral |
| Catherine O'Hara | ... | Sheila Sharpe |
| Dana Carvey | ... | guest |
| Jan Hooks | ... | guest |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | guest |
| Mike Myers | ... | priest |
| Chris Farley | ... | guest |
| Tim Meadows | ... | organist |
| Chris Rock | ... | guest |
| Julia Sweeney | ... | guest |
| Rob Schneider | ... | guest |
| David Spade | ... | guest |
⁕In reruns, some alternate camera angles are used.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Catherine O'Hara | 8 | ||||
| R.E.M. | 2 | ||||
| Randy Quaid | 1 | ||||
| Carole King | 1 | ||||
| Kate Pierson | 1 | ||||
| Evander Holyfield | 1 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 7 | ||||
| Phil Hartman | 8 | 1 | 3 | 5 | |
| Jan Hooks | 4 | 2 | |||
| Victoria Jackson | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Mike Myers | 7 | 1 | |||
| Kevin Nealon | 4 | 1 | |||
| Chris Farley | 4 | ||||
| Tim Meadows | 3 | 1 | |||
| Chris Rock | 3 | 1 | |||
| Julia Sweeney | 4 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | 1 | 1 | |||
| Adam Sandler | 2 | 1 | |||
| Rob Schneider | 3 | 1 | 1 | ||
| David Spade | 5 | 1 | 2 | ||
| Tom Davis | 1 | ||||
| Spike Feresten | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jack Handey | 1 | 1 | |||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Bob Odenkirk | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Chris Parker | 1 | ||||
| Lenny Pickett | 1 | ||||
| Andrew Robin | 1 | ||||
| G.E. Smith | 1 | ||||
| Bonnie Turner | 1 | ||||
| Christine Zander | 3 | 2 | |||
| 88 | 5 | 9 | 8 | 8 |
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