| Sketch | The Hospital |
| Tom Hanks | ... | Jeff Morrow |
| Dana Carvey | ... | guy Still |
| Nora Dunn | ... | girl Still |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Bill Tucker |
| Phil Hartman | ... | guy Still |
| Jan Hooks | ... | girl Still |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | nurse |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | guy Still |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | doctor Still |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |