| Dana Carvey |
... |
Mickey Pivnic#2
/Johnny Venus |
| Nora Dunn |
... |
Fifi D'Ouberville#2
/Pola Bordoni |
| Phil Hartman |
... |
Alfred Funt#2
/Mr. First Nighter |
| Jan Hooks |
... |
Vivianne Funt#2
/Mrs. First Nighter |
| Victoria Jackson |
... |
Margaret Pischmonger#2
/Broadway Daisy |
| Jon Lovitz |
... |
Gaspard LeGrand#2
/Lionel Belmont |
| Dennis Miller |
... |
Ralph Creamer#2
/Tristan Phibes |
| Kevin Nealon |
... |
Boris Lehmann#2
/Vic |
| A. Whitney Brown |
... |
Pap Whitman#2
/Pops |
| Mike Myers |
... |
Timmy Jones#2
/Jimmy |
| Tom Schiller |
... |
announcer Voice |
| Andy Murphy |
... |
audience member |