| Sketch | Jesus Christ Celebrity |
| Tony Danza | ... | Victor Straiza |
| Dana Carvey | ... | David |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Mimi |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jesus#1 |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Syndi |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Cathy |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Jeff Greenberg |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Moses |
| Al Franken | ... | Buddha |
| Mike Myers | ... | busboy |
| Tom Davis | ... | Mohammed |