| Cold Opening | Calgary 1988 |
| Tom Hanks | ... | Mark Mossano Live |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Jim McKay |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Dick Button |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Peggy Fleming |
⁕The Jim McKay and Dick Button portion of this sketch is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
♬"Bonanza" Theme
♬Benny Goodman - "Sing, Sing, Sing"