| Sketch | Drunk Man |
| Angie Dickinson | ... | Julie |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Drunk Man |
| Nora Dunn | ... | patron |
| Phil Hartman | ... | patron |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | bartender |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | patron |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕The theme music for this sketch was later used for Weekend Update with Norm MacDonald.
♬Miles Davis - "Freddie Freeloader"