| Cold Opening | White House Dinner |
| Game Show | Common Knowledge |
| Sketch | Slide Whistles |
| Musical Performance | "We'll Be Together" |
| Sketch | Bullets Aren't Cheap |
| Sketch | Permission To Speak Freely |
| Musical Performance | "Little Wing" |
| Sketch | Adventures In The Lost Realm |
| Cold Opening | White House Dinner |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ronald Reagan |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Robert Bork Live |
| Game Show | Common Knowledge |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Kyle Knopfler |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Jeane Kirkpatrick |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Tracy Tollison |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Les Shermeyer |
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Plimpton |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jimmy "The Greek" Snyder |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Brent Musburger |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Slide Whistles |
| Jan Hooks | ... | date |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Dianne |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | date |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | waiter |
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Al Franken |
Me, Al FrankenReport on dark secrets of the presidential candidates | |
| Victoria Jackson |
Song"I Am Not A Bimbo" |
| Sketch | Bullets Aren't Cheap |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Miss Moneypenny |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Gregory |
| Jan Hooks | ... | date |
| Victoria Jackson | ||
| Jon Lovitz | ... | M |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | pianist |
| Sketch | Permission To Speak Freely |
| Phil Hartman | ... | captain |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | captain |
| Tom Davis | ... | loudspeaker Voice |
| Sketch | Adventures In The Lost Realm |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Alonzo |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Jerry |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Cold Opening | White House Dinner |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush#1 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ronald Reagan#3 |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Robert Bork Live |
| Cold Opening | White House Dinner |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Bush#1 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Ronald Reagan#3 |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Robert Bork Live |
⁕Phil Hartman accidentally says "get off... out of the game". This is corrected in reruns.
⁕In reruns, a reaction shot of Dana Carvey and an extra is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.
♬Bernard Herrmann - "Psycho" Finale
| Game Show | Common Knowledge |
| Steve Martin | ... | Bob Albert |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Kyle Knopfler |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Jeane Kirkpatrick#1 |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Tracy Tollison |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Les Shermeyer |
⁕In reruns, the timing of many of the game card shots is adjusted.
♬Tony Kinsey - "Family Quiz"
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | George Plimpton |
| Dana Carvey | ... | announcer Voice |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Jimmy "The Greek" Snyder#2 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Brent Musburger#3 |
| Al Franken | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕In the live show, Al Franken's voiceover doesn't mention the beer ad, but it does in reruns.
⁕In reruns, one of the exchanges between Phil Hartman and Kevin Nealon is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.
| Sketch | Slide Whistles |
| Steve Martin | ... | date |
| Jan Hooks | ... | date |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Dianne |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | date |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | waiter |
⁕In reruns, some of the dialogue is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.
| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Al Franken |
Me, Al FrankenReport on dark secrets of the presidential candidates | |
| Bruce Babbitt | ||
| Victoria Jackson |
Song"I Am Not A Bimbo" |
⁕In reruns, the portion of Al Franken's segment between the pre-taped clips is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.
♬The Clash - "Should I Stay Or Should I Go"
| Sketch | Bullets Aren't Cheap |
| Steve Martin | ... | James Bond |
| Sting | ... | Goldsting |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Miss Moneypenny |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Gregory |
| Jan Hooks | ... | date |
| Victoria Jackson | ||
| Jon Lovitz | ... | M |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | pianist |
| Roger Caine | ... | guest |
⁕The casino scene is replaced with the dress rehearsal version in reruns.
♬George Martin - James Bond Theme
♬John Barry - "007"
| Sketch | Permission To Speak Freely |
| Steve Martin | ... | Chief Martin |
| Phil Hartman | ... | captain |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | captain |
| Tom Davis | ... | loudspeaker Voice |
⁕In reruns, the portion where Steve Martin shouts at Jon Lovitz is replaced with the dress rehearsal version, in which Steve accidentally spits on Jon.
| Sketch | Adventures In The Lost Realm |
| Steve Martin | ... | Todd |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Alonzo |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Jerry |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
⁕In reruns, everything except the first and last scene is replaced with the dress rehearsal version.
| Show |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Hans#1 |
| Phil Hartman | ... | announcer Voice |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Franz#1 |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Steve Martin | 6 | ||||
| Sting | 3 | ||||
| Branford Marsalis | 2 | ||||
| Bruce Babbitt | 1 | ||||
| Dana Carvey | 4 | 1 | 2 | 1 | |
| Nora Dunn | 2 | 1 | |||
| Phil Hartman | 7 | 2 | 3 | ||
| Jan Hooks | 3 | ||||
| Victoria Jackson | 4 | ||||
| Jon Lovitz | 5 | 1 | |||
| Dennis Miller | 1 | ||||
| Kevin Nealon | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| A. Whitney Brown | |||||
| Tom Davis | 1 | 1 | |||
| Al Franken | 2 | 1 | |||
| Cheryl Hardwick | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Roger Caine | 1 | ||||
| 48 | 2 | 7 | 7 |