| Sketch | Laramie Vice |
| John Lithgow | ... | Crockett |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Señor Gomez |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Mary Todd Lincoln |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Doc |
| Jan Hooks | ... | whore |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | Calamity Jane |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | David Crosby#3 /Wild Bill Hickok |
| Dennis Miller | ... | bartender |
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | Ed |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | Tubbs |
| Tom Davis | ... | Slim |
| Tom Davis | ... | announcer Voice |
♬Jan Hammer - "Miami Vice" Theme
♬Don Johnson - "Heartbeat"