| Sketch | The Slave Drivers |
| Charlton Heston | ... | architect |
| Dana Carvey | ... | Ankanar |
| Nora Dunn | ... | wife |
| Phil Hartman | ... | narrator Voice |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Nubeena |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | Cheops |
| Dennis Miller | ... | driver |
| Kevin Nealon | ... | driver |
| Brian McConnachie | ... | soldier |
♬Alfred Newman - "Prelude"