| Sketch | Brookfield Zoo Banquet |
| Charlton Heston | ||
| A. Whitney Brown | ... | guest |
| Nora Dunn | ... | Liz Sweeney |
| Phil Hartman | ... | Pete |
| Jan Hooks | ... | Candy Sweeney |
| Victoria Jackson | ... | guest |
| Jon Lovitz | ... | George Manis |
| Dennis Miller | ... | emcee |
| Cheryl Hardwick | ... | pianist |
| Joe Forristal | ... | guest |