| Weekend Update |
| Dennis Miller | ||
| Lila York |
The Weekend Update DancersInternational politics | |
| Melissa Haizlip | ||
| Nora Dunn | ... |
Babette#1
Report on her trip to Manila |
⁕Dennis Miller's microphone is off for some time after the Weekend Update Dancers segment.
♬Laurel and Hardy - "The Cuckoo Song"
♬Whitney Houston - "How Will I Know"
♬"Superman" Theme