| Cold Opening | Sammy & Frank |
| Show | Mayor Koch's Neighborhood |
| Miscellaneous | Guido On The Street |
| Sketch | Needleman “Video Date” |
| Musical Performance | "Magic" |
| Sketch | Karate School “Stooges Self-Defense” |
| Musical Performance | "Drive" |
| Sketch | Sushi Restaurant |
| Commercial |
| Mary Gross | ... | mother |
| Brad Hall | ... | spokesperson |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | daughter |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | father |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Needleman “Video Date” |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Johnny Orsino |
| Robin Duke | ... | secretary |
| Brad Hall | ... | Wesley Clark |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Ira Needleman |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Kim |
| Joe Dicso | ... | director Voice |
| Sketch | Karate School “Stooges Self-Defense” |
| Robin Duke | ... | student |
| Mary Gross | ... | student |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Moe |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Larry |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | student |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Curly |
| Saturday Night News |
| Mary Gross | ... |
Dr. Ruth Westheimer
Commentary on motherhood |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... |
Dr. Jack Badofsky
Medical disorders named after celebrities |
| Sketch | Sushi Restaurant |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Ted |
| Robin Duke | ... | waitress |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Buddy |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | patron |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Larry |
| Saturday Night News |
| Edwin Newman | ||
| Billy Crystal | ... |
Fernando Lamas
Miffed that he isn't doing the news |
| Sketch | Sushi Restaurant |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Akira Yoshimura |
| Ed Koch | ||
| Edwin Newman | ||
| Don Novello | ... | Father Guido Sarducci |
| Betty Thomas | ... | patron |
| Saturday Night News |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... |
Dr. Jack Badofsky#14
Medical disorders named after celebrities |
| Cold Opening | Sammy & Frank |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Sammy Davis Jr.#2 Live |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Frank Sinatra#12 Live |
| Saturday Night News |
| Mary Gross | ... |
Dr. Ruth Westheimer#6 Commentary on motherhood |
| Billy Crystal | ... |
Fernando Lamas#3 Miffed that he isn't doing the news |
| Cold Opening | Sammy & Frank |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Sammy Davis Jr.#2 Live |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Frank Sinatra#12 Live |
| Don Pardo |
| Commercial |
| Don Novello | ... | Father Guido Sarducci#32 |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Willie Nelson#1 |
| Brad Hall | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Mary Gross | ... | mother |
| Brad Hall | ... | spokesperson |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | daughter |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | father |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Sketch | Needleman “Video Date” |
| Bebe Neuwirth | ... | dancer |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Johnny Orsino |
| Robin Duke | ... | secretary |
| Brad Hall | ... | Wesley Clark |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Ira Needleman |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Kim |
| Joe Dicso | ... | director Voice |
| Sketch | Karate School “Stooges Self-Defense” |
| Betty Thomas | ... | student |
| Robin Duke | ... | student |
| Mary Gross | ... | student |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Moe |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Larry |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | student |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Curly |
⁕Joe Piscopo's pants accidentally fall down twice after he bumps stomachs with Betty Thomas.
| Saturday Night News |
| Edwin Newman | ||
| Mary Gross | ... |
Dr. Ruth Westheimer#6 Commentary on motherhood |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... |
Dr. Jack Badofsky#14
Medical disorders named after celebrities |
| Billy Crystal | ... |
Fernando Lamas#3 Miffed that he isn't doing the news |
| Show |
| Edwin Newman | ||
| Jim Belushi | ... | Hank Rippy#2 |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Trudy Voice |
♬Grethe & Jørgen Ingmann - "Trudie"
| Sketch | Sushi Restaurant |
| Billy Crystal | ... | Akira Yoshimura |
| Ed Koch | ||
| Edwin Newman | ||
| Don Novello | ... | Father Guido Sarducci#35 |
| Betty Thomas | ... | patron |
| Jim Belushi | ... | Ted |
| Robin Duke | ... | waitress |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | Buddy |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | patron |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Larry |
⁕This sketch is removed in reruns. To fill time, "Look At Our Video" from 04.07.1984 is shown earlier in the episode.
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Billy Crystal | 4 | 2 | |||
| Ed Koch | 4 | ||||
| Edwin Newman | 4 | ||||
| Don Novello | 5 | 5 | |||
| Betty Thomas | 3 | ||||
| The Cars | 2 | ||||
| Joel Hodgson | 1 | ||||
| Robert Belushi | 1 | ||||
| Mary-Lou Desmond | 1 | ||||
| Timothy Hutton | 1 | ||||
| Joey Piscopo | 1 | ||||
| Suzanne Snyder | 1 | ||||
| Bebe Neuwirth | 1 | ||||
| Greg Salata | 1 | ||||
| Jim Belushi | 4 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Robin Duke | 3 | ||||
| Mary Gross | 3 | 1 | |||
| Brad Hall | 3 | 1 | |||
| Tim Kazurinsky | 3 | 2 | |||
| Gary Kroeger | 3 | ||||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | 5 | 1 | |||
| Joe Piscopo | 4 | 1 | |||
| Joe Dicso | 1 | 1 | |||
| Don Pardo | 2 | 1 | |||
| 61 | 8 | 5 | 4 |