October 22, 1983#1
| Cold Opening | Locker Room |
| John Candy | ... | Mr. Mambo Live |
| Jim Belushi | Live | |
| Mary Gross | ||
| Tim Kazurinsky | ||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ||
| Eddie Murphy | ||
| Joe Piscopo | ||
| Barry Nichols | ... | dancer |
| Cold Opening | Locker Room |
| John Candy | ... | Mr. Mambo Live |
| Jim Belushi | Live | |
| Mary Gross | ||
| Tim Kazurinsky | ||
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ||
| Eddie Murphy | ||
| Joe Piscopo | ||
| Barry Nichols | ... | dancer |