| Sketch | The Ladies Room |
| Susan Saint James | ... | hostess |
| Robin Duke | ... | Freda |
| Mary Gross | ... | Helen |
| Brad Hall | ... | minstrel |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Martin |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | woman |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Dion |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | husband |
| Friedrich "Butch" Karollus | ||
| Josef "Pepi" Krisch |