| Sketch |
| Louis Gossett Jr. | ... | General Craig |
| Jackson Beck | ... | announcer Voice |
| Brad Hall | ... | The Human Stapler#1 |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Seiko#1 |
| Gary Kroeger | ... | general |
| Julia Louis-Dreyfus | ... | Weather Woman#1 |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Mr. Wonderful#1 |
| Don Pardo | ... | Hawk Man Voice |