| SNL Newsbreak |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ||
| Christine Ebersole | ||
| Mary Gross |
Interviews Arnold Schwarzenegger on the roof of the RCA Building | |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | barbarian |
| Graham Chapman |
Commentary on the commercial for "The Secret Policeman's Other Ball" | |
| Tim Kazurinsky |
A Look At BooksSelf-help | |
| Olivia Newton-John |
Commentary on James Watt | |
| Joe Piscopo |
Saturday Night SportsEndorsements | |
| Eddie Murphy |
Commentary on prom night |