| Cold Opening | Women's Room |
| Musical Performance | "Physical" |
| Sketch | Ebony & Ivory |
| Sketch | Hitler in Heaven |
| Musical Performance | "Make a Move on Me" |
| Sketch | Buzz Words |
| Sketch | Sandy's Curse |
| Musical Performance | "Landslide" |
| Commercial |
| Robin Duke | ... | Judy |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Pam |
| Mary Gross | ... | Arlene |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Hank |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Ted |
| Sketch | Ebony & Ivory |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | agent |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Stevie Wonder |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Frank Sinatra |
| Tony Rosato | ... | secretary |
| Sketch | Hitler in Heaven |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Rod Serling |
| Mary Gross | ||
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Adolf Hitler |
| Joe Piscopo | ||
| Tony Rosato | ... | St. Peter |
| SNL Newsbreak |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ||
| Christine Ebersole | ||
| Mary Gross |
Interviews Arnold Schwarzenegger on the roof of the RCA Building | |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | barbarian |
| Tim Kazurinsky |
A Look At BooksSelf-help | |
| Joe Piscopo |
Saturday Night SportsEndorsements | |
| Eddie Murphy |
Commentary on prom night |
| Sketch | Sandy's Curse |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Kenickie |
| Robin Duke | ... | Kathy |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Rizzo |
| Mary Gross | ... | Norma |
| Tony Rosato | ... | Danny Zuko |
| Commercial |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Phil |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | guest |
| Tony Rosato | ... | spokesperson |
| Liz Welch | ... | guest |
| SNL Newsbreak |
| Graham Chapman |
Commentary on the commercial for "The Secret Policeman's Other Ball" |
| Commercial |
| Robin Duke | ... | Judy |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Pam |
| Mary Gross | ... | Arlene |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Hank |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Ted |
| Sketch | Ebony & Ivory |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | agent |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Stevie Wonder |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Frank Sinatra |
| Tony Rosato | ... | secretary |
| Sketch | Hitler in Heaven |
| Graham Chapman | ||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Rod Serling |
| Mary Gross | ||
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | Adolf Hitler |
| Joe Piscopo | ||
| Tony Rosato | ... | St. Peter |
| SNL Newsbreak |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ||
| Christine Ebersole | ||
| Mary Gross |
Interviews Arnold Schwarzenegger on the roof of the RCA Building | |
| Akira Yoshimura | ... | barbarian |
| Graham Chapman |
Commentary on the commercial for "The Secret Policeman's Other Ball" | |
| Tim Kazurinsky |
A Look At BooksSelf-help | |
| Olivia Newton-John |
Commentary on James Watt | |
| Joe Piscopo |
Saturday Night SportsEndorsements | |
| Eddie Murphy |
Commentary on prom night |
| Sketch | Buzz Words |
| Tim Kazurinsky | ... | R.B. |
| Eddie Murphy | ... | Frank |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | Jerry |
| Andy Murphy | ... | bartender |
| Sketch | Sandy's Curse |
| Olivia Newton-John | ... | Sandy Olsen |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Kenickie |
| Robin Duke | ... | Kathy |
| Christine Ebersole | ... | Rizzo |
| Mary Gross | ... | Norma |
| Tony Rosato | ... | Danny Zuko |
| Commercial |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Phil |
| Joe Piscopo | ... | guest |
| Tony Rosato | ... | spokesperson |
| Liz Welch | ... | guest |
| John Murray | ... | guest |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Olivia Newton-John | 6 | ||||
| Michael Davis | 1 | ||||
| Graham Chapman | 2 | ||||
| Brian Doyle-Murray | 4 | 1 | |||
| Robin Duke | 4 | 1 | |||
| Christine Ebersole | 4 | ||||
| Mary Gross | 6 | ||||
| Tim Kazurinsky | 5 | 1 | |||
| Eddie Murphy | 5 | 1 | |||
| Joe Piscopo | 7 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Tony Rosato | 4 | ||||
| Paul Shaffer | 3 | ||||
| Mel Brandt | 1 | 1 | |||
| Ray Chew | 1 | ||||
| Lou Marini | 3 | ||||
| Alan P. Rubin | 3 | ||||
| Liz Welch | 1 | ||||
| Akira Yoshimura | 1 | ||||
| Andy Murphy | 1 | ||||
| John Murray | 1 | ||||
| 63 | 1 | 4 | 2 |