| Sketch | Where's Cooter? |
| Andy Murphy | ... | audience member |
| Denny Dillon | ... | mother |
| Gilbert Gottfried | ... | Cooter |
| Gail Matthius | ... | Raylene |
| Ann Risley | ... | sister |
| Charles Rocket | ... | father |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | audience member |
| Matthew Laurance | ... | agent |
| Wendie Malick | ... | audience member |