| Sketch | First He Cries |
| Bea Arthur | ... | Dr. Jensen |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Grace |
| Jim Downey | ... | son |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | friend |
| Garrett Morris | ... | friend |
| Bill Murray | ... | Larry Anderson |
| Bill Murray | ... | theme song singer Voice |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Bambi |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Irene Anderson |
| Paul Shaffer | ... | friend |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Ted |
| Tom Gammill | ... | friend |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | friend |
| Liz Welch | ... | friend |