| Cold Opening | Buck's Story |
| Sketch | the Mystery of Toad Island |
| Musical Performance | "Refugee" |
| Show | Bad Clams |
| Film | Life After Death |
| Sketch | Love Contract |
| Musical Performance | "Don't Do Me Like That" |
| Sketch | Driving |
| Cold Opening | Buck's Story |
| Jane Curtin | Live | |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | protestor |
| Bill Murray | ||
| Alan Zweibel | ... | protestor |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | protestor |
| Sarah Paley | ... | protestor |
| Max Pross | ... | guard |
| Monologue |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | protestor |
| Tom Gammill | ... | guard |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | guard |
| Matt Neuman | ... | protestor |
| Nils Nichols | ... | guard |
| Max Pross | ... | guard |
| Sketch | the Mystery of Toad Island |
| Tom Davis | ... | Carl Bailey |
| Jim Downey | ... | Brundidge Bailey |
| Laraine Newman | ... | innkeeper |
| Anne Beatts | ... | Bailey Brundidge |
| Nils Nichols | ... | Brundidge Brundidge |
| Sketch | Matchmaker Nerds |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Al Franken | ... |
Jack Van Arks Commentary on chemicals |
| Don Novello | ... |
Father Guido Sarducci
Picks the winner of the Find The Popes In The Pizza contest |
| Show | Bad Clams |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | Trish Conklin |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Stan Conklin |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Lucille Ball |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jane Curtin | ... | daughter |
| Al Franken | ... | grandson |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Debbie |
| Gilda Radner | ... | grandmother |
| Harry Shearer | ... | record narrator Voice |
| Sketch | Love Contract |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Loretta |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Algonquin J. Calhoun |
| Bill Murray | ... | Hampton Jitney |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Muffy Barber |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Dan Brewster |
| Sketch | Driving |
| Jane Curtin | ... | mother |
| Tom Davis | ... | man in crosswalk |
| Al Franken | ... | man in crosswalk |
| Gilda Radner | ... | daughter |
| Sketch | Matchmaker Nerds |
| Weekend Update |
| Don Novello | ... |
Father Guido Sarducci
Picks the winner of the Find The Popes In The Pizza contest |
| Cold Opening | Buck's Story |
| Buck Henry | ||
| Jane Curtin | Live | |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | protestor |
| Bill Murray | ||
| Alan Zweibel | ... | protestor |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | protestor |
| Sarah Paley | ... | protestor |
| Max Pross | ... | guard |
| Monologue |
| Buck Henry | ||
| Alan Zweibel | ... | protestor |
| Tom Gammill | ... | guard |
| Mitchell Laurance | ... | guard |
| Matt Neuman | ... | protestor |
| Nils Nichols | ... | guard |
| Max Pross | ... | guard |
| Sketch | the Mystery of Toad Island |
| Buck Henry | ... | Tom Brundidge |
| Tom Davis | ... | Carl Bailey |
| Jim Downey | ... | Brundidge Bailey |
| Laraine Newman | ... | innkeeper |
| Anne Beatts | ... | Bailey Brundidge |
| Nils Nichols | ... | Brundidge Brundidge |
| Sketch | Matchmaker Nerds |
| Weekend Update |
| Jane Curtin | ||
| Bill Murray | ||
| Al Franken | ... |
Jack Van Arks Commentary on chemicals |
| Don Novello | ... |
Father Guido Sarducci
Picks the winner of the Find The Popes In The Pizza contest |
| Show | Bad Clams |
| Yvonne Hudson | ... | Trish Conklin |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Stan Conklin |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Lucille Ball |
| Don Pardo | ... | announcer Voice |
| Commercial |
| Buck Henry | ... | grandfather |
| Peter Aykroyd | ... | announcer Voice |
| Jane Curtin | ... | daughter |
| Al Franken | ... | grandson |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Debbie |
| Gilda Radner | ... | grandmother |
| Harry Shearer | ... | record narrator Voice |
| Film | Life After Death |
| Sketch | Love Contract |
| Buck Henry | ... | Ed Rosen |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Loretta |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Algonquin J. Calhoun |
| Bill Murray | ... | Hampton Jitney |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Muffy Barber |
| Harry Shearer | ... | Dan Brewster |
| Sketch | Driving |
| Buck Henry | ... | father |
| Jane Curtin | ... | mother |
| Tom Davis | ... | man in crosswalk |
| Al Franken | ... | man in crosswalk |
| Gilda Radner | ... | daughter |
| Total Appearances | Characters | Impressions | Voices | Stills | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Buck Henry | 9 | 1 | |||
| Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers | 2 | ||||
| Peter Aykroyd | 1 | 1 | |||
| Jane Curtin | 7 | 1 | |||
| Tom Davis | 4 | 1 | |||
| Jim Downey | 1 | ||||
| Al Franken | 4 | ||||
| Yvonne Hudson | 2 | ||||
| Garrett Morris | 3 | ||||
| Bill Murray | 7 | 2 | |||
| Laraine Newman | 4 | ||||
| Don Novello | 1 | 1 | |||
| Gilda Radner | 7 | 1 | 1 | ||
| Harry Shearer | 2 | 1 | |||
| Alan Zweibel | 2 | ||||
| Anne Beatts | 1 | ||||
| Tom Gammill | 1 | ||||
| Mitchell Laurance | 2 | ||||
| Matt Neuman | 1 | ||||
| Nils Nichols | 2 | ||||
| Sarah Paley | 1 | ||||
| Don Pardo | 1 | 1 | |||
| Max Pross | 2 | ||||
| 67 | 6 | 1 | 4 |