| Show | Men's Problems |
| Margot Kidder | ... | Edna Woolman |
| Jane Curtin | ... | Eve Beverage |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Patsy Carlson |
| Gilda Radner | ... | Betsy Sandler |
| Anne Beatts | ... | audience member |
| Rosie Shuster | ... | audience member |
⁕Laraine Newman accidentally says "At least she heard it from you" instead of "At least you heard it from her", and then covers her face and shakes her head.