| Sketch | St. Mickey's Knights of Columbus |
| Elliott Gould | ... | Coach Milt "The Stilt" Finkle |
| Dan Aykroyd | ... | Jack Neehauser |
| John Belushi | ... | Frank Leary |
| Jane Curtin | ... | cook |
| Tom Davis | ... | knight |
| Jim Downey | ... | knight |
| Brian Doyle-Murray | ... | Neil DeBlazy |
| Lee Mayman | ... | knight |
| Brian McConnachie | ... | Phil Burke |
| Garrett Morris | ... | Father Bob Kimbutu |
| Bill Murray | ... | Francis Jocko Leary Jr. |
| Laraine Newman | ... | Sister Serena |
| Nils Nichols | ... | knight |
| Gilda Radner | ... | cook |
| Tom Schiller | ... | knight |
| Alan Zweibel | ... | knight |
| Andy Murphy | ... | knight |